Your financial life. Simulated.

Einscow - The math-obsessed cow

Meet Einscow.

The misfit cow who's obsessed with math. He ran the numbers on grass consumption, got bored, and moved to finance.

Most retirement calculators do one multiplication. Einscow builds a simulation of your entire life — income, taxes, housing, investments, Social Security — year by year, from now to 100.

Then you can ask "what if" — what if I buy a house? Move to Florida? Max my 401k? Retire early? What if the market crashes?

It's free. No account required.

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Let's start with the basics

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Do you rent or own?

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How much do you save each month?

Show yearly instead

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What do you have now?

Einscow is doing the math...

Your financial life

At 65
$0
At 75
$0
At 85
$0

Key moments Einscow found:

Now ask "what if"